How To Say Thanks At Thanksgiving Day To Everyone

The end of the year is coming. An annual Thanksgiving day in United State arrived and we can enjoy the free holiday for three days next week because every citizen will get a paid vacation. This year, Thanksgiving Day falls on 22nd November and we can enjoy a holiday from 23rd to 25th. Many interesting events will happen during this time such as Black Friday Sales, Day after Thanksgiving Sale, and so on. We all need to prepare ourselves before the holidays come. It is also an exciting thing when we do shopping with friends or families at black Friday sales. For me, I always go shopping with my sister and we always happy when we buy something we want together even it requires us longer time than others to find what we really want to buy.

Thanksgiving is a harvest festival celebrated primarily in the United States and Canada. The tradition of Thanksgiving has its roots in religious and cultural heritage. In the early days of the colonies, colonists gave thanks for their survival and for the end of the harvest season. Thanksgiving was first celebrated as a national holiday in 1863 by Abraham Lincoln. It was declared an annual federal holiday in 1941.

People celebrate Thanksgiving Day by gathering with family and friends to eat traditional foods, give thanks, and watch football games. Parades are also popular events on Thanksgiving Day. The Macy’s parade in New York City is one of the most famous parades in the United States. Some people visit theme parks or go shopping on Thanksgiving Day.

Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks for the blessings of the past year and to look forward to the possibilities of the coming year. It is a time to come together with family and friends to enjoy good food and fellowship. May your Thanksgiving be filled with joy and happiness.

Most Popular Jokes At Thanksgiving Day!

1. Why is Thanksgiving such a popular holiday?

2. Because everyone is full of turkey!

3. What is the best gossip on Thanksgiving?

4. That drumstick was stuffed with Marshmallow Fluff!! Don’t have bad table manners, and make sure to visit us soon for more jokes like this one

5. Last year I got drunk and ate my sister’s turkey and pie, and she never found out about it. This year we both decided not to tell each other what we were doing

6. Someone told me they saw pumpkin pie in your room right now

7. Oh that can’t be true because I am eating it as we speak! Check out our website soon for more stupid jokes like these ones!

8. Well pumpkin pie has always been my favorite, but I do love to eat some cranberry sauce once in a while!

9. My dad is super excited about Thanksgiving this year because he loves to stuff his face with food like there’s no tomorrow

10. Ha well I guess we already got the title of this article right? Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Enjoy these stupid jokes and make sure you visit us soon for more entertainment just like this one!

11. Last night I was so hungry that I ate the whole turkey by myself. What’s your excuse?

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12. What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead turkey in the road?

13. Nothing because they are both roads kill!! Visit us soon for more jokes like these ones!

14. My mom made me eat a whole plate of Brussels sprouts, but I love it when she cooks because I know that something tasty is going to be on my plate next time!

15. What did the pilgrim say after he finished praying?

16. That was some good stuffing. Check out our website soon for more stupid jokes like these ones!

17. The only thing better than pumpkin pie is getting stuffed from eating all the pumpkin pie!

18. I am so grateful for all the food that I am about to eat, but I really don’t like Brussels sprouts. Oh well, everyone has different tastes!

19. Do you know why the turkey was crossing the road?

20. To get to the other side! Check out our website soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to be grateful for all that you have this Thanksgiving day!

21. What is the best way to cook a turkey?

22. In a deep fryer! Visit us soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to enjoy your Thanksgiving feast!

23. Why did the chicken go to the seance?

24. To find out if the ghost of Thanksgiving past was going to be there! Check out our website soon for more jokes like these ones!

25. What do you call people who are ungrateful for everything?

26. Ungrateful! Visit us soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to enjoy your Thanksgiving day!

27. I am so thankful for all the food that I am about to eat, but I really don’t like green beans. Oh well, everyone has different tastes!

28. My favorite part of Thanksgiving is getting really drunk and eating way too much food! What’s your favorite part?

29. My favorite part of Thanksgiving is passing out the floor after eating way too much food! What’s your favorite part?

30. My Mom is making me eat Tofu for Thanksgiving this year! I know she means well, but it really sucks. Oh well, everyone has different tastes! Visit us soon for more stupid jokes like these ones and make sure to check back in soon for more entertainment just like this one!

31. So what you are saying is that you are thankful for all the food you are about to eat?

32. No I am still hungry, I didn’t realize that eating everything on my plate would make me so hungry! Visit us soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to enjoy your Thanksgiving day!

33. You will never believe what happened last night at the thanksgiving feast!

34. What?

35. After a long day of eating everyone got food poisoning and had an awful stomach ache. I guess it’s a good thing that we weren’t all sharing forks! Visit us soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to check back in soon for more entertainment just like this one!

36. Why do the pilgrims always wear those funny hats?

37. Because they are wearing silly party hats! Check out our website soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to enjoy your Thanksgiving day with family and friends!

38. When is it okay to tell dumb Thanksgiving jokes?

39. As soon as you finish dinner so everyone can laugh and have a good time! Visit us soon for more stupid jokes like these ones and make sure to enjoy your Thanksgiving day with family and friends!

40. What do you get when you mix a turkey with a pillow?

41. A down comforter of course! Visit us soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to check back in soon for more entertainment just like this one!

42. How did the pig get out of the hot tub?

43. It used a ham-shank! Check out our website soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to enjoy your Thanksgiving day with family and friends!

44. Why is being thankful so hard?

45. Because it’s easy to be unthankful!

46. What is the best way to cook a turkey?

47. In a deep fryer! Check out our website soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to enjoy your Thanksgiving day with family and friends!

48. What kind of games do you play on Thanksgiving?

49. Turkey, of course! Visit us soon for more stupid jokes like these ones and make sure to check back in soon for more entertainment just like this one!

50. Why was the turkey so depressed?

51. Because it had no legs! Check out our website soon for more jokes like these ones and make sure to enjoy your Thanksgiving day with family and friends!