35+ Christmas Knock-Knock Jokes For Funny Holiday

Christmas is a time for giving, spending time with family and friends, and of course, telling Christmas knock-knock jokes! If you’re looking for a good laugh this holiday, look no further than our 35+ Christmas knock-knock jokes.

1. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Alec!

Alec who?

Aledo does not know how to knock knock! Get it?

2. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Teresa!

Teresa who?

Santa Teresa left me something under the tree!

3. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wanda!

Wanda who?

I want a doll for Christmas

4. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Ball!

What ball? Oh, I’m sorry, that was the basketball bouncing off my head when you knocked on my door. My mistake. Sorry about that.

5. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cows go!  Cows go who? Mooooooooooooove! You can’t fit in this joke because you’re too big! Now move it or lose it!

6. Knock knock Who’s there? Ollie Ollie oxen-free! Come on in. We’re naming all our farm animals afterward with the letter “today What are you waiting for?”

7. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Wanda!

Wanda who?

I want a doll for Christmas.

8. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Pete!

Pete who?

Pet me and I’ll tell you!

9. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Boo, boo! Who cares, it’s Christmas and we’re all happy! Let’s move on to the next joke please.

10. Knock knock Who’s there? Elf who? I’m not sure, what do you want me to do elf?

11. Knock knock Who’s there? Anita! Anita who? Anita, you know how to party!

12. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Santa!

Santa who?

Santa, can you bring me a Christmas present? 13. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Candy!

Candy who?

I’m sweet on you!

14. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Queen! Queen who? Queen of clubs, that’s who!

15. Knock knock

Who’s there? Nutmeg! Nutmeg who? Nutmeg your head for forgetting the eggnog! 16. Knock knock Who’s there? Hiro! Hiro who? Hiro this way for some delicious Christmas cookies!

17. Knock knock Who’s there? Dasher! Dasher who? Dasher something if you heard what I’m about to say!

18. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Mary! Mary who?

Mary Christmas, Santa Claus is coming to town!

19. Knock knock Who’s there? Ted! Ted who? Oh no, I’ve been robbed by the Easter Bunny again.

20. Knock knock Who’s there? Zachary! Zachary who? Zachary birthday wish for me, please

21. Knock knock But actually… my name is Jim Dandy and I don’t feel like telling you a joke right now so forget it already okay bye.

22. Knock knock Who’s there Whitaker! Whitaker who! Hey Gladys, these are some really nice gloves you have there!

23. Knock knock Who’s there? Nature! Nature who? Nobody can see me when I’m invisible so just keep walking.

24. Knock knock

Who’s there?

Anne-y!

Anne-y who?

Anne-y the light is fantastic, it’s getting dark out here!

25. Knock knock Who’s there? Folly! Folly who? Folly Christmas in July!

26. Knock knock Who’s there! Noel! Noel who? No idea, I’ll get back to you on that one.

27. Knock knock Who’s there. Liberty! Liberty who? Liberty Bell cracked when I rang it for my birthday.

28. Knock knock Who’s there. Santa Claus! Santa Claus who? Santa Claus you better not pout, I’m telling you why!

29. Knock knock Who’s there?

Andy!

Andy who?

Does Andy wants a candy cane?

30. Knock knock Who’s there?

Taco!

Taco who?

I don’t know, but it sure smells good in here!

31. Knock knock Who’s there?

Washington! Washington who? Washington I’m cold! Get me a coat!

32. Knock knock Who’s there?

Dixon! Dixon who? Dixon, you know how to party or what?!

33. Knock knock Who’s there, Tarquin! Tarquin who? No one knows, that’s why it’s such a mystery!

34. Knock knock Who’s there?

Igloo! Igloo who?

The Eskimos have an interesting choice of houses.

35. Knock knock Who’s there?

Alice! Alice who?

No, it’s Adele, with an ‘e’ not an ‘a’.

36. Knock knock Who’s there?

Anita! Anita who? If you don’t open the door right now I’m going to keep knocking until you do or my hand falls off, whichever comes first.