Top 50 Funny Jokes At Christmas

Christmas is a time for people to cherish the love they have in their lives. It’s also a time for telling funny jokes that make you laugh and feel better about your day. Here are some of the funniest Christmas-related jokes to get you in the mood!

Top 50 Funny Jokes You Can Say To Friend/Family

At Christmas time people are always looking for something funny to say to each other. Here are some jokes that you can try out on your friends or family members.

1. Why did Santa cross the road?

To get to the other side!

2. Why couldn’t Rudolph’s nose be in the sleigh?

Because it was attached to his head!

3. How do you know when Santa is really angry?

When he pushes you down the chimney!

4. What’s the best way to catch Santa?

Put a bowl of cookies and milk out and wait for him to show up!

5. What does Mrs. Claus say to her husband when he accidentally burns down the North Pole?

“WTF, NORTH POLE?”

6. What’s red and white and falls from the sky on Christmas Day?

A snowman!

7. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

An abdominal snowman!

8. Why did the reindeer cross the road?

To get to the other side!

9. What do you call a snowman with a fever?

A popsicle!

1o. Why is Santa so jolly?

Because he knows where all the bad girls live!

11. How does Santa know who’s been naughty and who’s been nice?

He reads their Facebook profiles!

12. Why doesn’t Santa like to go down chimneys?

Because it’s too dusty!

13. What did one snowman say to the other?

Do you smell carrots?

14. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

He had low elf-esteem!

15. What do elves learn in school?

The elf-notices of gift-giving!

16. Did you hear about the joke Kris Kringle told his wife?

She didn’t laugh!

17. How does a snowman get down from a tree?

It melts!

18. What happens when a reindeer eats a Christmas ornament?

It makes a bright light in their stomachs so they can fly at night!

19. Where do snowmen keep their money? In an incline account!

20. How do you make a snowman laugh?

You tickle his carrot!

21. How do you make a snowman cry?

You take away his coal!

22. What’s the best way to catch Santa?

Put a bowl of cookies and milk out and wait for him to show up!

23. Why does Rudolph have a red nose?

Because he drinks too much elf-ade!

24. How do you know that Santa is really fat?

Because he has a Chimney!

25. How can you tell if Santa is really coming?

He’s leaving footprints in the snow!

26. Why did the elves go on strike?

They wanted better working conditions and shorter hours!

27. What’s the best way to keep track of all the Christmas presents?

With a computer program!

28. Why was Santa so stressed out?

He had to visit everyone in one night!

29. How do you find a sad reindeer?

Look under the fir tree!

30. What does Mrs. Claus wear for a swimsuit?

An antler-bikini!

31. Who is Rudolph’s best friend at the North Pole?

His dog, Blitzen!

32. When can you tell that Santa Claus has been eating too many cookies?

When he gets crumbs all over his beard and jumpsuit!

33. What are Rudolph’s favorite treats on Christmas?

Carrot sticks!

34. Why did Santa go to the doctor?

To get his hooves checked!

35. What is one of Mrs. Claus’ favorite pastimes?

Knitting sweaters for the reindeer!

36. What does Santa do when he’s not delivering gifts?

He likes to play ice hockey!

37. How does Santa know who is naughty and who is nice? He reads their Facebook profiles!

38. What are some of the things that elves like to make?

Toys, candy canes, and Christmas cookies!

39. Why was Frosty the Snowman mad at Santa? Because he only got coal for Christmas!

40. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

He had low elf-esteem!

41. What do you get when you cross a snowman and reindeer?

A happy, healthy sleigh pulled by one lean, mean, gristle machine!

42. How can you prevent an evil snowman from coming to life?

With a magic hat!

43. Why did Frosty the Snowman visit the hospital?

To get his snowshoes!

44. Where does Santa Claus like to eat lunch on Christmas Day?

At the North Pole cafe with all of his elves!

45. Where does Santa Claus like to drink coffee on Christmas Eve night?

In a flying saucer at the North Pole!

46. What’s the best way to get a snowman to melt?

With some warm water!

47. How do you know that Santa is really coming?

He’s leaving footprints in the snow!

48. What is one of Santa’s favorite Christmas songs?

Jingle Bells!

49. What are some of the things that elves like to make?

Toys, candy canes, and Christmas cookies!

50. Why was Frosty the Snowman mad at Santa?

Because he only got coal for Christmas!:D

Hope you enjoyed these jokes as much as I did writing them! Merry Christmas!

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