45+ Best Valentine Puns You Would Love

Despite coming to the heart of winter, February is a month full of love and warmth. It’s also when many people take to social media to post so-bad-they’re-good puns about their crushes.

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, we’ve compiled our top 20 favorite puns so that you can unleash your creativity! Knowing these could also help if someone catches you browsing at work…

Here are 20 valentine puns that are sure to have them giggling:

1. My cologne smells like baby oil. Do I have time for another shower?

2. I was thinking about getting a tattoo, but couldn’t think of any place I’d like it on my body… Then I realized it could be on you.

3. I thought about putting a heart above my bed… But it seemed so redundant

4. Do you like your coffee with cream and sugar? Because I’d like to add you to mine.

5. Your eyes remind me of stars… Why is that? Because they’re always shining!

6. You must be a magician because every time I look at you everyone else disappears!

7. Did it hurt when the doctor fell in love with you? ‘Cause he seems to have fallen pretty hard…

8. Would you rather sit on a bench, or sit on my face?

9. I’m going through some stuff right now, but if things go well maybe we can make some stuff together.

10. Is it hot in here or is it just your body?

11. I hope you know CPR because when I see you my heart stops!

12. You’re hotter than the sun right now, even though some claim that’s not possible… How would they know?

13. Can you give me directions to your heart? Because honestly, every time I look at you I get lost…

14. Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you…

15. Are you from Tennessee [tenn-uh -see] [tay-nay -uhh] [tah-nahy-eee] [ney-ohhhh] ? Because you’re the only ten I see!

16. Can I borrow a quarter? [cue-yare] Because I want to phone a friend.

17. Do you have change for a penny? [puhhnn-eyd] Because I’d really like to hear your thoughts about me…

18. My friend thinks she knows you, but it turns out she’s thinking of someone else… That has happened before with us… But not anymore!

19. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe!

20. What do they call the college in Canada? University, because all my friends are here with me right now!

21. You make me feel like I’ve got 99 problems, but being with you isn’t one.

22. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your legs are gorgeous!

23. If I was a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you!

24. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because ever since I saw you my internal compass has been pointing north!

25. Is your name WiFi? Because I want to connect to you 24/7…

26. You’re hotter than the sun right now, even though some claim that’s not possible… How would they know?

27. Sorry for staring at your butt, but it’s attached to the nicest pair of legs I’ve ever seen.

28. I’m not following you, I just can’t take my eyes off of you… Because it would be rude to block your shine!

29. Sorry for staring at your butt, but it’s attached to the nicest pair of legs I’ve ever seen… And I don’t mean in ‘Nam!

30. If I were a kitten, would you let me sit on your lap? Because then you could pet me all day long.

31. You’re hotter than the sun right now, even though some claim that’s not possible… How would they know?

32. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

33. Did you do something different with your hair? Because it looks so nice today!

34. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? If so I should probably catch that flight before it leaves…

35. You’re hotter than the sun right now, even though some claim that’s not possible… How would they know?

36. My love for you burns like a wildfire… And your name is Smokey the Bear!

37. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because every time I touch you sparks fly!

38. Do you want to take a walk through our forest together, because trees are nature’s oldest condoms, but I’d rather wrap you in vines.

39. Sorry for staring at your butt, but it’s attached to the nicest pair of legs I’ve ever seen… And I don’t mean in ‘Nam!

40. You’re hotter than the sun right now, even though some claim that’s not possible… How would they know?

41. Do you have a sunburn or are you just happy to see me?

42. If my love were a cat it would spend all 9 lives with you… Because my love is on FIV!

43. Is your father a lumberjack because DAMMMNNN those woodchoppers!

44. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven because baby those angels have got nothing on you!

45. Are you sweet as Skittles? Because I want to taste the rainbow…

46. Is your name Google? Because you know everything about me!

47. My love for you burns like a wildfire… And your name is Smokey the Bear!

48. Sorry for staring at your butt, but it’s attached to the nicest pair of legs I’ve ever seen… And I don’t mean in ‘Nam!

49. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because every time I touch you sparks fly!